This bloke gets sent to the foreign legion, when he arrives he see's this
solitary camel tied to a wooden post. He asks his superior what the camel 
is doing there. His General tells him that because everybody is away 
from home for such a long time the men get really sexually frustated, and 
so they use the camel to relieve their sexual frustations. 


Six months pass..... the bloke has not had sex for months, his sexual 
frustations are getting out of control. So that night he can bear the 
frustations no more, he gets out of bed, goes outside, mounts the camel 
and starts shagging it senseless. It is the best sex he has ever had, 
even the camel enjoyed it ! He made so much noise that he woke up all the 
other men, including his superior. He gets off the camel, his superior is 
now beside him with a look of bewilderment over his face, and the 
remaining men from the barracks all with a shocked look on their face, 
have now congregated nearby. The bloke asks the General "Was that how 
everybody else does it ? "

The general replies " No, Actually, everybody else uses the camel as 
transport to get to the nearest brothel !"