Read this to the tune of Bohemian Rhapsody by Queen.
 
 

 
Is this the Moss Side? Or is this just Fantasy?
Taught by the lies from Matt Busby's theatre of dreams
Open your eyes, look right through the lies and see
He's just a French git
Deserving no sympathy
Because he's hit them high
Hit them low
Karate kick or body blow
Anyway the sod goes doesn't really matter to me
To me

Mama, just kicked a man
Put my studs into his chest
Then I slapped him round the head
My career had only begun
But now I've gone and thrown it all away
Mama, je suis merde, didn't mean to blow my top
If I piss off to Spain some time tomorrow
Carry on, carry on, cos ze Manc's dont really matter.

Lately I have done wrong
That's what I tell the press
But I really couldn't care less
Goodbye everybody, I'm due in court
But by the start of October I'll be back
Mama oooooooo
I don't want to sign
I sometimes wish I'd never left
France at all

I see a little leather jacket on a man
Sacre bleu, sacre bleu! I will kick his f**kiing head in!
Adidas or Nike might take all those ads off me

Manchestero (Manchestero)
Manchestero (Manchestero)
Manchestero, I've got to go (so pay me moooooooore)

I'm just a French boy, nobody loves me
(he's just French boy from a French family, can't blame the
parents for this monstrosity) Easy come, easy go - red card you will show
Referee? Noooo! You must not send me off (send him off) Referee?
He's
going to send me off (send him off) Referee? He's gone and sent
me off (sent him off) I'll have my early bath (early bath) Another
early bath (early bath) Non! Non! Non! Non! Non! Non! Non! Non! Man Utd,
Man Utd, Man Utd will not let me go Dementio has a pay rise put
aside for me, for me, for meeeee

Yes I think I can kick them and spit in their eye
Yes I know they hate me and I don't care why
Oh baby, I would like to join AC
I'd like to sign for Milano

Nothing really matters, anyone can see
None of all this matters, nothing really matters to me.

Anywhere that pays well for meeeeeeeeeeeeeee...