'A WORD FOR ALL SEASONS'
 
 'FUCK':- Our most versatile word; by stress and inflection can describe many
 emotions.  No other word can be used in such varied grammatical nuances.  It
 can be used as a noun [I don't give a fuck], as an adjective [It's a fucking
 beauty], as a verb in it's transitive form [The game was fucked up by the
 weather] and in the intransitive form [He is well and truly fucked it up].
 
 Everyday expressions show it's true versatility:-
 
 DENIAL                 I'll be fucked if I did
 PERPLEXITY             I know fuck all about it
 APATHY                 Who gives a fuck anyway
 GREETING        	How the fuck are you
 GOODBYE        	Fuck off
 RESIGNATION    	Oh fuck it
 DERISION     	        He fucks everything up
 
 The word of course has been used by some very famous people throughout the
 years, the most notable being:-
 
 what the fuck was that                          mayor of Hiroshima
 look at all those fucking Indians               general custer
 where's all the fucking water coming from       captain of the titanic
 what a place to plant a fucking tree            mark bolan
 there's no fucking mountains here               jim reeves
 that's not a real fucking gun                   john lennon
 the fucking throttle's stuck                    donald campbell
 who's going to fucking know                     richard nixon
 I'm outside the fucking exclusion zone          belgrano captain
 heads are going to fucking roll                 anne boleyn
 watch him, he'll have some fuckers eye out      king harold
 I thought I could smell fucking petrol          nikki lauder
 what fucking map                                mark thatcher
 It's my best fucking coat                       michael foot
 she's only a fucking secretary                  cecil parkinson
 he's just a fucking mate                        jeremy thorpe
 any fucker can understand that                  Einstein
 It looks just fucking like her                  picasso