The Irish declare war on the Russians one day.  The Russians thought
that it would be a good idea to have a conference before war breaks out.  At the
conference the Russians start to explain why the Irish should not go to war
with the Russians.  A Russian general points out:

RG:     We have 1 million men in our army.
RG:     We have 500 nuclear subs. that could blow up any of part of Ireland
        in an instant.
RG:     We have 500 warships that could bomb the shit out of Ireland from a
        safe distance.
RG:     We have 5000 fighter jets that could bomb any part of Ireland

        This Russian general continues to point out all the reasons why the
Irish should not declare war on Russia.  In wrapping up the Russian general
informs the Irish that:

RG:     Do you know that we have 10 million reserves in our Army that we could
        call upon at any time.

        No sooner had he finished his sentence an Irish general jumps in and
says:

IG:     The war is called off.

        The Russian general is rather pleased with himself thinking that he
prevented the war.

RG:     Why have you called off the war?

IG:     We don't have room for all the prisoners we will take.