There have been a number of for sale's on the E-mail so I thought 
 what a good way to sell your product.
 
 Well I am offering a unique service which as far as I know is the only
 one of it's kind in the area.
 
 EXTERMINATION services ,  for only 500 pounds you can have the person
 of your  choice kiled.  That's right only five hundread pounds.  There are also
 group buy's whereas kill 2 get one free,  and an optional watch them being 
 tortured for only 200 extra.
 
 The deal itself includes a choice option where you can pick the method 
 of death such as roadkill, poisoning, or just beaten to death.
 However I must point out that no strangulations are available as I am
 not a brutal person an don't do that type of weird sh*t.
 
 For your satisfaction there are also discounts available for those 
 people that nobody likes such as certain lecturers or tutors.  This discount
 is due to the fact that it will do everyone some good and is a public service.
 
 Unique to this service is also a optional  300 pound 2 year guarantee, 
 which will insure against rising from the dead, black magic, spiritual haunting
 and all forms of demonic posession.
 
 This is a good deal make use of it before they die of natural 
 causes.  and remember  "It's your air they are breathing".
 
 Please note there is also yet another optional record the moment, a
 Camcorder option providing it is for educational use only and not be shown to 
 minors.  Afterall I wouldn't want to be accused of disrupting minds.
 
 Hurry Hurry Hurry - If you reply within 2 weeks you get a free suicide note 
 thrown in and a "I did it my way"  T-shirt.